Lights! Tape Recorder!
*startled realization*
Ok, we don't need the lights, but the tape recorder is on anyway.
It is on right? Oh...
Ok...
Welcome! Welcome to ScrewLabs Incorporated! Come on inside and see the innovation! Ignore the pile of clothes in the corner, we are only sixteen after all...
Either way we are a company, and one that does its job very well; we make video games.
Not just for the money (though it is rather nice) or the girls (not that we get any) or even the sense of self satisfaction and outbursts of egotism people of our age are so likely to get.
Its for the sheer entertainment of others.
I should probably introduce myself, though it is of little consequence; I am Jacob Isailofski (ignore the last bit). I am the CEO, Founder and do-er of nearly every job around here. Insofar as you see we aren't much of a company yet, however we are full steam ahead to become a full independent company who develops video games, and has them produced with sufficient hype to make the egotism both worthwhile and tolerable. We are currently (under my strict supervision) working on several debut titles we plan to have out in a few years, to which we will become famous. Now most of you reading this by this point will be wondering why such idiots as us (especially being teenagers wanting such a silly thing) have made a deviant art. Simple, to present ideas, and be receptive of new ones. You see we are always looking for volunteers to help out, review, and of course, berate our sexual competence as well as our mothers.
If this is going to be of some merit, i might as well introduce the team, and yes we do have one.
First up there is me, Jacob, Jerricco (www.jerricco.deviantart.com) or as some like to call me; "hey! who gave this guy sugar!?" I run things, supervise things, draw and write things (such as this journal, despite my current grogginess) that shed light on what it is we really are attempting to do here. I also know a smidgen (and that smidgen is growing) of coding, modeling, and I am currently writing a Sci-Fi novel which will be published late September and will fund our projects.
Then there is the honorable David, the backbone of the second division of our company. He's contributed fully to the production of a few of our projects and our company as a whole. He's a great guy and i guess getting to know him wouldn't exactly kill you

Tom comes next, the Co-founder and second in command here. He is the computer man, he can fix computers like no other (9 reinstalls of windows in one day is the running record) and can model and code almost as competently as me.
Chris is our excellent all round guy (much like everyone else so far) who helps in any way he can; concept art, articles, game design, etc...
Truly he is a great guy to have around, especially when you see that awesome sense of humor under his enormous muscles

Aaron, worthy of an honorable mention for being both our Sound Engineer and Music director, he has composed already a few songs (Still midi, to be orchestrated) and is holding out for me to buy him that ultimate computer that will fulfill all his dreams as a sound engineer.
There are others but they aren't really doing much at the moment, when they do more ill ad them, otherwise they can wallow in their laziness without mention. Just kidding guys, ill just not pay you instead.
well thats the team and our philosophy and as i cannot be bothered to go into any detail surround HOW i will actually achieve such a goal of becoming so famous, i will tell you it is so close i can taste it. Be prepared world, ScrewLabs is about ready to OWN the world's pathetic ass!
Jacob Isailofski-> CEO and Founder of ScrewLabs Inc. as well as all round jackass and know it all.
I havent done much to it, but have a look and help out with the creation of it.
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ScrewLabs- Gaming is nothing without the Screw.
I reckon we add some images of us the Crew
so maybe if we find one each and we could photoshop ourselves then submit it up
Chris--
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ScrewLabs- Gaming is nothing without the Screw.
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GladWrap keeps me fresh!
We put the abs in Labs.
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ScrewLabs- Gaming is nothing without the Screw.
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